I'm going to start doing a new regular post topic, always starting with "I'm happy I'm a mom because...." sure, sometimes it will be mushy and lovey-dovey and sometimes it will be funny. This first one is inspired by my friend, who we will call Jessica Biel. Jessica called me recently and left a message that goes something like this:
"So I had to call you about my night. You know that hot guy I am going to the Sox game with? (who knew JT liked the Sox? j/k) so he called me to go out after work (details here)...anyway....we're at this bar and this fight breaks out - like, people throwing beer bottles and chairs and stuff! so I go hide in this corner....when the fight is over, we realize hot guy's friend went to jail, so we go to bail him out of jail but he's not there, he's at the hospital. and now I have his bloody clothes in my car."
and i have never been happier to say that i was doing some boring mom activity like...sleeping. I love you Jessica!
-maggie
hahahahaha!!!! Ohhh that Jessica Biel!
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